Chandler's Rules for Real Life

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Never work food service.

Never work retail.

Once you break up with them, never get into another relationship with them.

Never ever work food service.

Smile.

Never curse the sun.

Never get romantically involved with co-workers (unless they make the first move, of course).

Enjoy being underestimated.

Never get too pretentious.

"Carpe Diem" is actually very sound advice.

Never lie.

Always remember those three little words: "Hell with it."

If you want others to listen to your wisdom, attribute it to somone else.

Sleep on it.

If you screw up something important, make a rule about it.

Don't go through a day without art.

Take only half of the recommended dosage of any anti-diarrhetic.

Never compete with your friends.

When in doubt, stick to the rules.

If not you, who? If not now, when?

The best opening line is "Hi."

Get over it.

Never have a long-distance relationship. Well, not for too long, anyway.

Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it is thinking of yourself less.

Laugh. At yourself, if necessary.

Never be afraid to ask.

Learn the proper use of the word, "no."

Never get involved with a teenager. Unless you are one, of course.

Talk to be admired, listen to be adored.

A visit from an old lover is a wonderful thing, but only do it during the day, and only in public.

Listen to Zathras.

There are always exceptions to the rules.

Every good page has a link back to its home page.